DANISH VANDALS

[FRANCISCO CARLOS DE MORAE]

- MUG AND OTHER ELIGIBLE ITEMS FOR SPIRITUAL EXERCISES OF SENSITIVE SOULS
(LIKE SPITTING, TEARING AND BURNING) ARE AVAILABLE AT http://www.texticles.com

----- Original Message -----
From: FRANCISCO CARLOS DE MORAES
To: [email protected]
Sent: Thursday, March 02, 2006 2:38 AM
Subject: Re: Testing Haplogroup R1b


Madam,

My most sincere thanks for your kindness (and the discount).

My dream is to prove that I am a Vandal.

(My ancestor José (I don't know how will this be readable in your
configuration - this was Jose with a Portuguese acute accent) Carlos de
Moraes came from Cádiz (same thing; only the accent is Spanish), in
Andaluzia, ancient Vandaluz(ia), the land of the Vandals in Spain.)

I'll be the richest man in the world, with lawsuits for prejudicial language
against my ancestors.

And I'm launching here the concept of genetic repatriation.

I'll try to reach Denmark, where some say the Vandals came from.

They may incinerate me in effigie, and even burn my mug, or a banner, to
show how peaceful and sensitive they are. But I hope the Vikings don't burn
my house (such delicacy would tear me to tears) if I said that
Civilisation's best friends are the Great Danes.

Most Preposterously Yours,

Francisco Carlos Couto de Moraes
Pelotas - RS
Brazil
ROW

http://www.texticles.com
----- Original Message -----
From: Eileen Krause
To: [email protected]
Sent: Wednesday, March 01, 2006 6:34 PM
Subject: Testing Haplogroup R1b


Hello,



During the last week, you ordered the $65 Backbone test to confirm your
haplogroup as R1b1. Within the next few days, we will launch our Deep R1b
Clade test for $79. Since the Deep R1b Clade test may be able to tell you
more than the Backbone test because it will test you for branches beyond
R1b1, we have decided to hold your test order and switch you to the Deep R1b
Clade test when it becomes available. We will not charge you for the
difference in price. This will delay the start of your test by one week,
but will give you more extensive testing for your haplogroup.



E-mail any time,

Eileen Krause

Anthrogenealogy Response Center

Family Tree DNA

http://www.familytreedna.com

713-868-1438